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I'm gonna take a lil hiatus to stop sucking at art.
Ironic, since I'm not that active on here anywho.
But
Yeah.
ciao!

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Hm...I wonder~

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I really love sitting in our theory of knowledge class~! It's so interesting listening to people talk about things they wouldn't have even thought about before....
I wonder what makes them do that?
Is it possible justify if you're worthy of sharing your opinion on something?
Ahh~
I don't have enough time or patience to play with each one...
Lame~

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o thanks bro

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grabbed this from :icondefective-persona: for shits and giggles
also for a new journal because I can't really explain what I've been working on just yet
SO!

Level 1
( ) Smoked a cigarette.
( ) Smoked a cigar.
(x) Kissed a member of the same sex.
SO FAR: 1

Level 2
(x) Are/been in love.
(x) Dumped someone.
( ) Been fired.
(x) Been in a fist fight.
SO FAR: 4

Level 3
(x) Had a crush on an older person.
(x) Skipped class.  
( ) Slept with a co-worker.
(x) Seen someone/something die.
SO FAR: 7

Level 4
(x) Had/have a crush on one of your DA friends.
( ) Been to Paris.  
( ) Been to Spain.
(x) Been on a plane.
( ) Thrown up from drinking.
SO FAR: 9

Level 5
(x) Eaten sushi. ( Q A Q I felt like puking)
( ) Been snowboarding.
(x) Met someone in person through the internet.
( ) Been in a mosh pit
SO FAR: 11

Level 6
( ) Been in an abusive relationship.
(x) Taken painkillers.
(x) Liked/loved someone who you couldn't have.
(x) Laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by.
(x) Made a snow angel.
SO FAR: 15

Level 7
(x) Had a tea party. (by myself though OTL)
(x) Flown a kite.
(x) Built a sand castle.
(x) Gone mudding. (never again)
(x) Played dress-up.
SO FAR: 20

Level 8
(x) Jumped into a pile of leaves.
(x) Gone sledding.
(x) Cheated while playing a game.
(x) Been Lonely.
( ) Fallen asleep at work/school. (NEVER O A O I have a fear of falling asleep in front of people lolol)
SO far: 24

Level 10
(x) Watched the sun set or rise.
(x) Felt an earthquake.
(x) Killed a snake.
SO FAR: 27

Level 11
(x) Been tickled.
(x) Been robbed/vandalized. (my bike mainly //sobsob that was a painful experience)
( ) Been cheated on.
(x) Been misunderstood. (hasn't everyone at some point?)
SO FAR: 30

Level 12
(x) Won a contest.
( ) Been suspended from school.
(x) Had detention
(x) Been in a car/motorcycle accident. (I suppose? It wasn't a big deal, but he had to send his car to the shop lololol)
SO FAR: 33

Level 13
( ) Had/have braces.
(x) Eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night.
(x) Danced in the moonlight. (cruise ships ftw)
SO FAR: 35

Level 14
(x) Hated the way you look. (hated being past tense, yes)
(x) Witnessed a crime.
( ) Pole danced.
(x) Questioned your heart.
( ) Been obsessed with post-it notes.
SO FAR: 38

Level 15
(x) Squished barefoot through the mud.
( ) Been to the opposite side of the world.
(x) Swam in the ocean.
(x) Felt like you were dying.
SO FAR: 41

Level 16
(x) Cried yourself to sleep.
( ) Played cops and robbers.
(x) Recently colored with crayons/colored pencils/markers.
(x) Sang karaoke.
(x) Paid for a meal with only coins.
SO FAR: 45

Level 17
(x) Done something you told yourself you wouldn't.
(x) Made prank phone calls.
(x) Laughed until some kind of beverage came out of your nose.
(x)Kissed in the rain.
SO FAR: 49

Level 18
(x) Written a letter to Santa Claus.
(x) Watched the sunset/sunrise with someone you care/cared about.
(x) Blown bubbles.
(x) Made a bonfire on the beach or anywhere. (again, cruises ftw)
SO FAR: 53

Level 19
( ) Crashed a party.
(x) Have traveled more than 5 days with a car full of people.
(x) Gone rollerskating/blading.
(x) Had a wish come true.
( ) Been humped by a monkey.
SO FAR: 56

Level 20
(x) Worn pearls.
(x) Jumped off a bridge. (eeeeeeeeeee! <333 )
(x) Screamed bad words.
(x) Swam with dolphins.
SO FAR: 60

Level 21
( ) Got your tongue stuck to a pole/freezer/ice cubes.
(x) Kicked a fish. ( BY ACCIDENT! Q A Q )
(x) Worn the opposite sex's clothes.
(x) Sat on a rooftop and watched the stars.
SO FAR: 63

Level 22
(x) Screamed at the top of your lungs.
( ) Done/attempted a one-handed cartwheel. (hecks no)
(x) Talked on the phone for more than 6 hours. (never. again)
(x) Recently stayed up really late talking to someone you care about.
SO FAR: 66

Level 23
(x) Picked and ate an apple right off the tree.
(x) Climbed a tree.
(x) Had/been in a tree house.
(x) Been scared to watch scary movies alone.
SO FAR: 70

Level 24
(x) Believe in ghosts.
( ) Have had more than 30 pairs of shoes.
( ) Gone streaking.
(x) Visited a jail. (urp)
SO FAR:  72

Level 25
(x) Played chicken.
(x) Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on. (thanks to my best friend. you asshole.)
(x) Been told you're hot by a complete stranger.
( ) Broken a bone.
(x) Been easily amused. (string. it's made of miracles in thread form)
SO FAR: 76

Level 26
(x) Caught a fish then ate it later.  
( ) Made a porn video/got asked to make one.
( ) Caught a butterfly. (I've caught a few moths :3 they're prettier)
(x) Laughed so hard you cried.
(x) Cried so hard you laughed. (again, urp)
SO FAR: 79

Level 27
( ) Mooned/flashed someone.
( ) Had someone moon/flash you.
(x) Cheated on a test.
(x) Forgotten someone's name.
( ) French braided someone's hair.
(x) Gone skinny dipping.
( ) Been kicked out of your house.
SO FAR: 82

Level 28
(x) Rode a roller coaster.
(x) Went scuba-diving/snorkeling.
( ) Had a cavity.  
(x) Blackmailed someone.
(x) Been blackmailed.
SO FAR: 86

Level 29
(x) Been used.
(x) Fell going up the stairs.
(x) Licked a cat. (her nose, just to see what she'd do lololol)
(x) Bitten a cat.
( ) Gone to a rave party.
SO FAR: 90

Level 30
( ) Been shot at/or at gunpoint.
( ) Had sex in the rain.
(x) Flattened someone's tires. (my brothers bike tires....we really didn't get along)
(x) Rode in a car/truck until the gas light came on.
( ) Got five dollars or less worth of gas.
TOTAL: 92

0-10: Go outside.
11-20: Get a life.
21-30: Loser.
31-40: Loner.
41-50: You have friends?
51-60: You're kinda-sorta cool.
61-70: I'll hang with you.
71-80: Mr. Cool.
81-90: Dude, you're sweet!
91-100: Friggin' awesome!
101-110: Woah!
111-119: Holy crap, you belong in a hospital!
120: Corpse.

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oh man

1 min read
just recovered SAI, guys
awwwww yeeeaaahhh

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alright...the computer's finally up and running.

however..........I think I lost SAI ; n ;
and that makes me feel..sluggish, I guess OTL

I may upload some of the traditional art that I did, maybe even a few pictures of a sculpture I've been working on, but...
later~ //tired

I've got some Christmas shopping to do today though! Mr. Fox wouldn't say what he wanted though...bluh bluh...hopefully I can find something cute at World Market, or at least get some ideas. His birthday comes up first this month, then our first year anniversary, and then christmas!
panic panic panic!

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